Lishwa kutata onje ukuba nentombi. Ukongeza kwinto yokuba wenza into ethi gqi entlokweni yakhe, ngokunjalo uyaqhula. Wonke umntu uneendlela zakhe zokohlwaya, ngoko ke umsebenzi wokuvuthela kunye nesondo esilandelayo andimangalisi. Ndagalela amadlozi amaninzi phezu kwakhe. Ukuba oku kuyenzeka rhoqo, asazi nokuba intombi iya kumhlukumeza ngabom uyise, okanye nje ngamaxesha athile imenze i-zabrilize emva kokunye ukutyibilika.
Ihostele yindawo yokuphumla nokulala. Kwaye ngubani othanda ukulala ngaphandle kokuphosa intonga? Abanye abantu abakwazi nokulala. Yiyo loo nto amantombazana ahlala amkelekile apho. Kwaye ukuba uyancwina ukuzonwabisa kwabaphulaphuli, unokumphatha kwi-cocktail efudumele emlonyeni wakhe, endlwini!
Anditsho ukuba idick yam yayinkulu, kodwa ngenkangeleko yayo, i-blondes yayiyithanda kakhulu, bayinika eyona shot yabo.